beeyard
n. (facial furniture)
an interpretation of a beard. grown by those who don’t have sufficient coverage to actually const-tute an actual beard. they often have trouble growing the typical ‘evil twin’ goatee (as displayed by h-sselhoff in knight rider for a few episodes) so they just go for the hairy sideburns and neck look. pitiful.
thank f-ck rabs shaved his beeyard off, he looked like a proper tramp. his beeyard scared freshers off cos they thought he was gonna ask them for spare change.
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