Beggar’s Canyon


a deep and penetrating insertion of spandex into the b-ttocks, often seen during professional football games. named after the desolate geographic formation referred to by luke skywalker in star wars: a new hope.
guy 1: dude did you see the beggar’s canyon on rocky bernard at last night’s game?

guy 2: yeah man you coulda fit two t-16 skyhoppers and a squad of podracers through that thing.

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