behemoth butterflies
that crazy feeling of anxiousness/nervousness in your stomach when you’re with the most amazing person you’ve ever met.
her name’s alyssa and it’s like whenever i’m within 100 feet of her, those behemoth b-tterflies flood my stomach
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