Behind-a-hymen


literally meaning the -ss hole and how a person has never had -n-l s-x. behind-a-hymen denotes a person male or female, being a virgin to -n-l s-x. therefore, not having their -ss (behind) hymen broken.

adam carolla was the first person to coin this term on his morning radio show and has used it a number of times.
josh: “i tried to have -n-l with teresa the other night and she got super p-ssed at me.”

corey: “no way!! she still has her behind-a-hymen at 24? there’s just no way!”

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