beije


(pr-nounced beh-j)
1. the act of placing ones mouth on a p-n-s.
2. a bl-w j-b. a great code word instead of saying the actual word in public.
(while walking in the supermarket)
boyfriend: could sure use a beije tonight!
girlfriend: you’re lucky no one knows what you mean or everybody would be giving you dirty looks.

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