Beijing Tophat


the s-xual act of sh-tting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral s-x.
dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. yeah i brought the old beijing tophat out last night.

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    f-get, ag, w-nkstowner, w-nksta like d-ck up -ss biggest clown since 1982 “for my next trick i’m gonna juggle your f-cken two b-lls and suck on your big red floppy d-ck” net junky

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