Being A John
another name for a c-nt, f-ggot, bich,d-ck
bro stop being a john
a john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. a john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible
after taking a sip of a natty lite
a guy being a john: im so f-cking drunk
normal person: shut up
#drunk #high #fake #loser #done
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