being black on a Friday night
a crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. the sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. the perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it’s only a misdemeanor. (don’t take this seriously kids, i’m not racist, it’s satire)
jamal and rashawn had a killer craving for krispy kremes, but they knew they’d better stay away from the store if they didn’t want to get the sh-t beat out of them and get booked for being black on a friday night.
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