bejambled


an undefinable state of disorder.

to be broken or tangled.
my roommate had a party last night and now my house is completely bejambled.

i haven’t slept all night and my brain is so bejambled.

i tried to bake a pie from scratch last night but i added too much sugar and then i burnt it. it was a total bejamblement!

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