Bejeweled Blitz
a facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
me at 7:00am: “see you later honey. don’t play bejeweled blitz.”
her: “‘kay. ‘bye” she goes to computer
me at 6:00pm: “i’m back. honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!”
her: “sh-lly just got 127,000! i’ve got to beat her…”
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