Bejewelus coruscus


the latin name for bejeweled jittery syndrome. it is characterize by constant playing the game bejeweled on the internet and the jittery feeling between games. it is especially apparent when the victim happen to be on fire in the game, resulting in shaky hands and twitching muscles.
me:”dude, why is ron all twitchy right now?”
bob:”he was playing bejeweled blitz on facebook all day and now he got bejewelus coruscus. don’t give him anything sharp.”
ron:”dude!!! i just got f-cking 369,000! f-ck yeah!!!”
me and bob: -facepalm-

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