beknighted


adjective used to describe people who speak as though they have royal (i.e. “knighted”) authority. important or authoritative but almost always used in a mocking or sarcastic sense.
patient to doctor: “i have been taking the same medications at the same dosages for the last ten years. i am not interested in paying $200 for a slip of paper that says, in your beknighted opinion, that i can continue to take them. that is simply the doctor’s monopoly taxing pharmaceutical sales.”

it is sarah palin’s beknighted conclusion that climate change is a fiction. next she’ll be telling us she’s an expert in quantum computing.

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