Belgian Beard
the act of defacing another human being by taking a dump on their face; curling out a long one around their mouth in the style of pretentious beard/moustache combos preferred by belgian jazz enthusiasts. also referencing belgian chocolate. a great party piece for those falling asleep at christmas.
like a moroccan moustache, but on the chin as well
alex’s slowness in responding to product queries caused considerable frustration amongst the sales team, and when he p-ssed out at the christmas party he awoke sporting a belgian beard.
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