Belgian Double Chocolate Pump
similiar to a belgian chocolate pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate
several weeks supply of liquid sh-t are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
attaching this sh-t to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the -rs-hole of th partic-p-nt, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy sh-t inside him as possible
ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the -n-s while liquid sh-t is pumped inside
to make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid sh-t is then pumped out of the -n-s onto the face and body of the person with the hose
jas: er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid sh-t
rose: i dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
rose: f-ck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian double chocolate pump
jas: dude you blow my mind
rose: and you blow my c-ck
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