Belgian Penile Gauge
a 00 sized gauge located between the head of a p-n-s and the t-st-cl-s. there is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the p-n-s is able to -j-c-l-t- without any interference. but the rest of the gauge is made with a belgian doughnut.
“dude, i just got new belgian gauges!!” “really, what size?” “00s!” “no way, but i don’t see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?” “yeah dude, i got a belgian penile gauge!”
“dude, i can totally see your belgian gauge”
“yeah my girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts”
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