Belgian Pie Eating Contest
a s-xual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral s-x on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral s-x, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.
may also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral s-x on several women, with or without switching partners.
when the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a belgian pie eating contest.
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