Belgium Dip
when you have so much diarrhea that the toilet bowl fills up and the tip of your p-n-s dips into the cr-p (usually by accident), so it has a nice even coat of sh-t on it when you pull it out.
employee 1: “i felt like sh-tting all day long, but somehow held it… and when i finally sh-tted, i nearly flooded the toilet in milkshake consistency sh-t”
employee 2: “oh d-mn, did your junk touch your sh-t?”
employee 1: “yeah dude, i gave myself a belgium dip!”
(1) when a man/woman sticks his/her nose in another woman’s p-ssy to s-xually pleasure her.
(2) when a man puts his nose in a cream pie.
sally said that bob was gonig to give her a belgium dip, after their coffee and cream pie.
after s-x or recieving head, blow your load on the floor, then take your partner, tip them upside-down and dip their head in your j-sm
when i went to her house last night and saw she had woodenfloors, i had to give her the belgium dip
when you bob for apples with a tea filled bucket with c-m filled balloons floating around
brian wallace had a belgium dip party but he was the only kid who showed up
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