bell cheddar
the secretions emitted by an unwashed c-ck
if you dont wash your c-ck you will find bell cheddar underneath your foreskin
the acc-mulation of bacteria underneath the foreskin (see ‘sm-gm-‘) of a male human or ape, often appearing cheese-like in both smell and taste.
boyfriend: do you want anything from the supermarket?
girlfriend: yes, get me some cheese.
boyfriend: ok cheese it is.
girlfriend: wait no.. i can still taste your bell-cheddar in my f-cking mouth. forget it!
originated from the word b-ll-nd, describes someone who lacks common sense and makes dumb decisions.
can also mean a smelly/cheesy p-n-s head
b-ll-nd cheddar cheesy d-ck p-n-s penifirus bell-cheddar
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