Bell Hop


an alternative name for “flat top,” a popular hairstyle from the 80s and 90s. it is called this because the hair resembles the shape of a traditional hat worn by a hotel employee -ssigned to carry luggage for guests.
you should give your son a bellhop if you want him to look like an extra in a spike lee film.
male version: upon receiving oral s-x from a women, the man informs the lucky lady that he is about to bust. he then advises the women to open her mouth. once her mouth is open, he proceeds by firmly grabbing her exposed tongue and pulling it down as hard as he can, in the meantime yelling, “ding, ding, ding! room service!” all of which is done in the process of ejaculating. note: it is crucial that every time you blurt out the word “ding” you must initiate a subsequent downward pull on the woman’s tongue. the man may instruct her to wear a butler outfit if he sees fit. other props such as a carrying tray complete with an -ssortment of food dishes is also acceptable. female version: a women is performing oral s-x on a man. upon hearing that he is about to -j-c-l-t-, she grasps both t-st-cl-s in her right hand and yanks his junk in a downward motion as hard as she can. she may yell out, “you rang?!” for effect purposes.
example- dude 1: “hey man you’ll never believe this. i met up with this babe last night and i bell hopped the h-ll outta her! but the best part is, she can’t talk anymore either! i’m thinking this one is a real keeper.” dude 2: “sweet.”
a person who is attracted to people with emotional baggage.
he’s always going for girls with self-esteem issues and family problems. he’s such a bellhop.
1.) a worker at a hotel who takes your bags up to your room for you.

2.) a hotel worker who presses the b-ttons on an elevator so you can get to your room.

3.) people that work at the walt disney world attraction tower of terror. usually old and creepy.

4.) people that work at the disneyland attraction tower of terror. usually young and self-absorbed.

1. bellhop, take my bags!
2. bellhop, take me to my room!
3. wow, did you see that bellhop? he was creepy!
4. man, i hate those bellhops. they all think they are so cool but they are really a bunch of c-ck suckers.

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