bell lips
the physical condition where a woman’s l-b– minora descend below her l-b– majora, forming the shape of a bell. such features are desirable for women wishing to form a cameltoe. in severe cases, a labioplasty may be required in order to allow bikinis to be worn.
useful for pulling aside and going “wubba-wubba-wubba” while yodeling into the canyon of love.
i’d post a pic of my ex-girlfriend’s bell lips, but when i tried to take a photo, the camera lens shattered!
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