bell ringer

a phenomenon experienced after shooting cocaine…a feeling as if yer ears are ringing.
that c-ke blast gave me a h-lla bell ringer
big hit of crack cocaine, so called due to the effect of euphoria accompanied by a ringing in the ears.
“whoa baby, that was a real bell-ringer”
yours or someone other persons fingers.
blast iv,e just closed the door on a couple of my bellringers.
a hit of crack cocaine that is particularly strong. commonly regarded as the ‘holy grail’ of rock smoking. this often results in a ringing of the ears, hence the term.

the intense feelings of euphoria, well-being, godliness, and ultimate satisfaction are often accompanied by nausea, vomiting, sudden bowel movements, hallucinations, and paranoia.

fun fact: a hit that leaves one with poo in their pants is highly esteemed in some crack circles.
“i am going to load up a sh-tload for this next blast. i need a f-ckin’ bell-ringer son!”

“after i have smoked for a few days i find it impossible to achieve a bell-ringer.”

“don’t run your mouth while i am in the middle of a god d-mn bell-ringer, god d-mnit.”
a bowel movement so long, that it hits the bottom of the toilet, and topples over forward, hitting you in the b-lls.
i left a nice bellringer in the sh-tter for you to look at.
adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly -n-lly-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful -n-lysis, but lightning fast calculations. anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.
i’m not ready for that bell-ringer on monday, but maybe if i load up on amphetamine, i might squeak by with a 60.
a phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects t-st-cl-s on the way down with or without possible smearage. most common in shallow toilets or when said t-st-cl-s are particularly saggy.
dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but i have never had so many dam bell ringers. i have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.

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