Bella Swan
the main character in the twilight saga, aka he most annoying b-tch in popular english literature. she’s whiney, shallow, has a superiority complex, and is a necrophiliac.
she’s also a mary sue that most people love anyway.
twilight fangirl: i wish i was bella swan!
sane person: why? you want to be a shallow, two-faced b-tch?
the personification of stephanie meyer as written by herself if she was as popular and perfect, as she wishes she had been in high school.
essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on edward cullen, driving the popularity of a sh-tty book even higher.
“bella swan? isn’t that the girl who hangs around edward all the time?” “who cares, edward is there.”
bella swan is a whiny cow in the twilight saga
bella swan: oh no, edward and jacob both love me.
-whinge whinge-
-cut-
1. a character in stephenie meyer’s twilight
2. a pretty swan
3. a random act of clumsiness or stupidity
3. i pulled a bella swan today and accidentally went flying over the sofa.
a character from the poorly written ‘twilight’ series.
it would have been sp much better if james would have killed her..
bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.
a whiny, spoiled, b-tchy, self-centered character in the twilight series. ends up with edward. has no real personality except for the fact that she cant walk in a straight line and loves f-cking edward cullen. is the girl most girls (and some boys) want to be only because she screws edward.
bellawannabe: “ohmygod! i love edward! i wish i was bella swan!
smartperson: “you want to be a klutzy whiny b-tch?”
1. a character in the twilight series
2. a painfully obvious mary-sue
bella swan is such a sueish character!
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