bella swan situation
when someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.
referring to the character, bella swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between edward and jacob.
mom: do you want chocolate or vanilla?
kid: man, im stuck in a bella swan situation.
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