Bellagio Slot Machine
when you are having s-x with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can’t hear the coins jingling. then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells “jackpot!”
one night i went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. throughout the night i was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because i didn’t have a purse. i ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn’t been out with us) and being the terrible drunk i am i conned him into having s-x. we were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and i was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. when he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. as he was confused and spluttering i just drunkenly continued while yelling, “jackpot!!!” and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a bellagio slot machine. i’m surprised that we’re still together.
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