bellend cheddar
the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.
“whats that minging smell?”
“oh, that’s just dave, he’s been churning out a good load of b-ll-nd cheddar”
the horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your p-n-s. a good excuse for girls not to give you a bl-w j-b. see sm-gm-.
i literally had to scr-pe the bell end cheddar off today. guess i should have washed myself more often…
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