Bellendium
the latin origin of the common insult “bell end”.
haha, i actually just saw a guy walk straight into an all gl-ss door. it knocked him right down! what a b-ll-ndium.
bel-lend-eeum noun.
1. a substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect kryptonite has on superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. it is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.
2. sm-gm- polite. aka coquefort, helmetdale.
1.
“i think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of b-ll-ndium at that teenage party on sat-rday. we managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say initdough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they’ve got arthritis or cramp!”
2. after realising she’d sat through almost two hours of argument about -rs-nal and manchester united between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on charlotte that she’d been subjected to an incredibly strong source of b-ll-ndium in the room.
3.
marie: “hey julie, has your young brian got an overly ripe wedge of tallegio in his jeans pocket?
julie: “no. the b-ll-ndium is strong with this one.”
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