bellwether
as a verb, to check out library books that one has no interest in reading so as to create a false impression of demand. from the novella bellwether, by connie willis, where the protagonist routinely checks out copies of cl-ssic literature that she has already read, and frequently owns, after finding that the library was discarding copies of d-ckens because of a lack of circulation. similar to phyrangulation/freeping, but offline.
i only picked up ragged d-ck because i was bellwethering at the beginning of the alphabet, but i got bored and started reading it, and now i’ve got the rest of alger’s stuff on hold.
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