Belly Boner


a male’s equivalent of a food baby. when one has consumed so much food that his stomach becomes erect.
“ughh, dude i’ve got a belly b-n-r, i shouldn’t have ate so much”
to have a intense craving for a certain type of food.
“i totally have a belly b-n-r for some mcdonalds right about now.”
a protrusion from the belly b-tton caused by a hernia.
alan brushed his belly b-n-r against andre as they p-ssed on another in the bathroom doorway.
a shock site, hosted by the meat spin network, that shows a man inserting a very large, long d-ld- into his -n-s. he proceeds to sit upright so that the d-ld- is seen pushing his stomach outward. not extremely shocking, like other shock sites, but still strange.
“wanna have s-x?”

“yeah! only if you give me a bellyb-n-r though!”
belly b-n-r is nsfw gif or vid of a man having s-xual relations with substantially large d-ld- that he wedged between his mattress and box spring.as he proceeds to insert the d-ld- and go at it you notice that this d-ld- is in fact so large that it pokes through his stomach and shows a slight indentation in his belly hence the name belly b-n-r.
surely you jest my good man mo mere mortal could take that size of a p-n-s and not end up like mr.hands dead of a perforated colon.no my good man smple google belly b-n-r and bare witness to this oddity
when your beer belly touches someone without you meaning for it to.
yo girl, you feel that belly b-n-r?

“ooh yeahhh”

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