belly button
that thing that collects lint in the middle of your tummy
hmm i’m hungry i wonder…
the place where you umbilical cord used to plug in when you were a little fetus. that’s how you got nutrition from mom.
when they snipped it off, it made an ugly scab, on your belly whuch healed and left a little kn-b about the size of a b-tton. if they didn’t trim it enough, it’s an outie, and if they trimmed it weel it’s an innie.
the belly b-tton collects little b-lls of fuzz called nerds.
if you poke somone in the belly b-ttton, they might laugh like the pillsbury dough boy.
“look down at your genitals, and then up about 6 inches. yeah, that’s your belly b-tton. ”
a s-xy body part on the stomach that is legally considered rape when poked. you can feel it in your t-st-cl-s/ovaries a little when you poke it.
rapist:
rapist: can you feel it in your b-lls?
something that looks way s-xier without fishing tackle hanging out of it.
something too often adorned with jewelry by trend victims.
did you see amy’s belly b-tton tackle? what a f-ckin’ trend victim.
the navel (very common)
is you belly b-tton dirty, or is that it’s natural color?
someone between a t-t and a tw-t
i wouldn’t say he’s that bad, but at the very least he’s a belly b-tton
the interesting orifice in your belly.
it may stick outwards (an outie) or inwards (an innie).
useful for catching spooge but tends also to collect nut b-tter and lint.
i had to take my tongue out of his belly b-tton, because his treasure trail was tickling my ear.
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