belmont hill

an all-boys m-ssachusetts prep school well known for its almost entirely h-m-s-xual student body
“i go to belmont hill and aspire to be a fashion designer.”
obnoxious, arrogant preppy f-ggots with a collective chip on their shoulder. an incredibly overrated school.
i go to belmont hill. i think that i’m better than you. i’m also rich, white, and i need a punch in the face.
the absolute nadir of academic inst-tutions, infamous for the arrogance, idiocy, and moral bankruptcy of its students, faculty, and administration and characterized by popped collars, photography of other males not wearing shirts, a dangerously overinflated perception of athletic skill, and myriad other trappings of abject f-ggotry. their crude attempts at obscuring these facts not withstanding, no sensible, heteros-xual male would ever deign to join this sodom and gomorrah of the isl.
belmont hill students, in their boorish and poorly-conceived efforts to besmirch the good name of a certain other, inexorably superior rival inst-tution, claim that ‘at least they get laid.’ they fail to mention, however, that their s-xual exploits involve exclusively other males.
noun: specifically, the act of gay s-x between two or more males, as practiced and made notorious at the belmont hill school; in general, any instance of staggering h-m-s-xuality

adjective: mind-bogglingly gay

also verb: to engage in gay s-x or other forms of f-ggotry, to be remarkably gay
dude i’m straight, don’t start getting all belmont hill on me.

you can’t wear those clothes in here; this isn’t belmont hill.

make sure you get off of their campus as fast as you can after the game, or bel hill’s football team – and the rest of the school – will try to belmont hill you.
the absolute nadir of academic inst-tutions, infamous for the arrogance, idiocy, and moral bankruptcy of its students, faculty, and administration and characterized by popped collars, photography of other males not wearing shirts, effeminate nicknames, a dangerously overinflated perception of athletic skill, and myriad other trappings of abject f-ggotry. their crude attempts at obscuring these facts not withstanding, no sensible, heteros-xual male would ever deign to join this sodom and gomorrah of the isl.
belmont hill students, in their boorish and poorly-conceived efforts to besmirch the good name of a certain other, inexorably superior rival inst-tution, claim that ‘at least they get laid.’ they fail to mention, however, that their s-xual exploits involve exclusively other males.
an all pimp school that basically owns st sebestians in every way shape or form, on the football field we destroy them, in the rink we knock kids out, and wen we dont, they shoot eachother in the necks with pucks, remember, oompa loompas do not play hockey if he were a little bit taller it would of hit him in the -ss
i got to belmont hill to aspire to limp like a pimp