belt boner
terminology used to describe the state of a b-n-r having been re-adjusted to be concealed underneath the belt. essential for walking out of cl-ss without pole-vaulting yourself into the hallway. also known as a “stealth b-n-r”.
daaamnnn, i thought i had my belt b-n-r in place when i went to give the presentation, but after a few minutes everyone started throwing spitb-lls at my crotch for some reason and then i came in my pants and everyone hated me
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when a male is wearing a belt,and his pants get pushed up, giving the apperance of a b-n-r, giving the wrong impression to ppl
dude pull ur shirt down, you got a belt b-n-r and tht ugly girl thinks you like her
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