belton
a cr-ppy little city between austin and waco that most people have never heard of, though anyone that has ever driven on i-h35 in texas has probably stopped there to get gas and take a sh-t.
inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at wal-mart. its only redeeming quality is that it’s a bastion of republican support.
“i go to the university of mary hardin baylor in belton.”
“oh baylor! in waco?”
“yeah baylor…”
a rural city in central texas where there is nothing but friday night football games and the weekly livestock show. the high school football team has an idiot for a coach, as he thinks lifting weights 3x a day will make the team win which doesn’t work at all, but he has not figured that out yet.
john: hey, do you want to go to the belton football game this friday night?
aaron: no way f-g, that coach is a blumkin head.
a strap on! male or female can use this on their partner!
also can be used as an offending insult!
oo i seem to have mis-placed my v-g-n-, use that belt-on over there!
“u belton”
a town in north-western south carolina. population includes rednecks, upper-middle cl-ss families, phony “gangsta”‘s and other typical bible-belt inhabitants.
i’m not from belton, tx, i’m from the sweet methlab town of belton, sc…
a little town in england, it is named after an aristocratic family.
ever been to belton? it’s lovely there.
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