Beluga Whale


term to use when one is going to be having s-x and does not want to be interrupted. usually used in college dorms to warn ones roommate.
dude, jack is totally tapping some -ss in there. his door says beluga whale.
a beautiful majestic creature that looks like a whale with down syndrome. this whale often resembles a large p-n-s.
gee, that adorable whale vaguely resembles a p-n-s. it must be a beluga whale.
fat white woman or a group of fat women. also known as a pool of fat white women. beluga whales always roll in groups.
billy: d-mn, look at all them fat white girls.

steve: sh-t, those is some beluga whales. aka b-dubs.

billy: well them b-dubs is lookin’ at me like they wanna eat me.

steve: they must be hungry.
large women who live in northern climates, who get very little sun for over half a year, then wear very little clothes during the short summer months.
we had a great time whale watching at the alaska state fair, the beluga whales were everywhere!
a light hearted way to cuss using a more friendly and cuter word. can be used as a d-mning or negative comment, or a explicative emotion outburst.

may also included positive, praiseworthy meaning towards individuals in certain terms of usage.
negative: belugawhale you! son-of-a-belugawhale! belugawhale, i stumped my toe!

positive: you were such a cute belugawhale on that dance floor. looking as nice as a belugawhale would.
a person with an unusually large forehead. like a beluga whale.
guy 1: dude, check it out, that girl is totally beluga whale status.

guy 2: nasty.
a large individual who wears clothes that are made for smaller individuals. there is a song and dance -ssociated with the term.

come here beluga whale now let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat”
“oh man look at that beluga whale, she should probably get clothes that are made for her body-type

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