ben and jerrys
when your boyfriend dumps you, when you catch him cheating, when you’re feeling overly depressed, when you’re feeling sorry for yourself, when no one will listen, when you’re cat gets run over, or when you just simply want some ice cream, ben and jerrys will always be there for you. always.
f-ck diamonds, ben and jerrys is a girls best friend.
an -rg-sm in a tub. great for a girlie night in and fantastic for sorting out bad moods! phish food is the best
g-d, i’m in a bad mood. p-ss me the ben and jerrys
usually what girls eat while watching the notebook.
girl: ugh, he cheated on me..i need ben and jerrys.
slang for oral s-x, a bl-w j-b, bj, f-ll-t–
yeah he asked me for some ben and jerry’s after school today since i’m ragging it.
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