ben atterberry
a handsome guy. not only that, but a guy that’s smart, friendly, and he even doesn’t act cool around others, he acts himself all the time. he has a cute way to attract a girl and treats his girlfriends right. he’s very tall and strong. he can’t even be described.
“ben atterberry just moved. i miss him but he doesn’t miss me. he’s the guy i’d fight for. but i missed my chance. if i could just have one chance. i don’t know what happened. i’ve missed him so much but all my friends say just to get over him. i can’t. i miss you”
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