ben dean
originally used as a subst-tute for matt damon, but now has become “pulling a ben dean”. used to describe:
a.) a guy dancing with a girl to the point of impregnating them
b.) being overtly c-cky
c.) thinking they rule the world
d.) saying stupid things, getting made fun of, but not realising and carrying on saying the stupid thing.
john: dude. look at him dance with jamie.
fred: f-ckin’ ben dean.
irina: so ben, i really think you should work harder. you know, really grind your way to success.
ben: yeah, im really trying.
irina: just grind your way up there.
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