ben englefield
a filthy skindog, who lies constantly about the size of his p-n-s and anything that makes him sound cool,
his inadequacy makes him seek out and date unusually tall women who have been deflowered by adam price!!
hey dave,
remember when ben told us that he went to the shops to buy a shirt and the hot chick behind the counter tried to pick him up by saying “didnt we used to go to school together?” and ben said “yeh i think we did….do u remember allan???
“umm yeh i do” the pretty victim said.
“well he is dead” benjamin said.
and then once again through a girls pity he weazeled his tallywacker into a girls ham wallet
that guy is such a lying ben englefield!!!
he has made baby jesus cry more than the whole jewish population!
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