Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment
the moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of chicago bulls superstar and legend ben gordon. this feeling many times mimics the feeling of -rg-sm that one may experience during s-xual intercourse. symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.
wow, did you just see ben gordon leave lebron james in the dust on that cross over!! i just had a ben gordon ejaculatory moment!
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