Ben Wa Balls
shiny cold b-lls put in your va jay jay to tighten p-ssy muscles so you can squeeze the tiny useless c-cks right out of you.
excuse me ma’am, i think those are your ben wa b-lls rolling towards the meat department.
if my p-ssy wasn’t such a big gaping hole then they wouldn’t keep falling out…..
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