ben wetzel
typically a guy who wears vineyard vines every day. always dates the thicc rich b-tches. guaranteed to be trash at fortnite and rainbow six: siege.
oh.. look who just walked into cl-ss it’s ben wetzel.
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- higey
the feeling of l-st and sorrow, usually felt in the midst of crushing on someone. (pr-nouned ‘hee-gee) hey nicole, please don’t feel too higey over him. its not worth it
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