benbature
benbature- likely to be used for/as an excuse to;
get out of work, school cl-sses, court dates, and just your normal appointments.
i ruptured my benbature during an extremely wild cyclops ride.
i am having benbature irregularities.
my benbature is swollen.
or last but not least, at the auto shop, ask the mechanic to check the braking benbature mechanism.
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