bench racer
one who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own.
dude!, i have a friend who’s neon is faster than yours!
i know a car that is faster than yours.
bench racer is a person that talks about cars and racing but does not actually attend track/race events. he may have a car to race but chooses not to or is always in the garage tweaking a car and never takes it out.
those that like to discuss racing but don’t actually go are known as benchracer
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