bendie
bendie plural bendies. noun
a bent over selfie, normally done nude with the purposes of showing some -ss/v-g-n-l combo for full view.
send me some nudes and it better be some good bendies, none of that modest stuff.
when a guy is f-cking a chick, i mean really going to town on her and his d-ck slips out and misses the hole. a bendie occurs when his d-ck bends and excruciating pain ensues.
i was f-cking an ugly triplet, got all excited, and it slipped out and got a bendie.
a straight girl (spaghettie girl) who bends towards the gay life for a hot minute, often carelessly breaking the heart of a genuine lesbian in the process. 🙁
casey: so how’d it go with that chick?
molly: idk, i guess we’re just hanging out for now.
casey: no love connection?
molly: well, i feel a connection but she’s a bendie so i don’t wanna get too attached.
or
molly: what’s up? you look sad.
casey: that girl went and ditched me for a guy.
molly: what a b-tch! but clearly she was a bendie so…
casey: …doesn’t make it hurt any less.
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