Bendinitis
a painful lower leg condition most notably suffered by ben hatley. especially if he hasn’t stretched before running. this condition is often very painful causing ben to scream. a notable example of bendinitis happened on may 12, 2006 when he didn’t realize he and liv were only stretching before running. but it can quickly be made up.
ben: oh no, i shouldn’t have gone running. i’ve got a terrible bendinitis.
liv: well, you should have stretched. a liv lean would have done it! or maybe a ben ball. they stretch the shins.
ben: crazy cramp! will this ever end? (he makes a seething sound as if it really hurts) hey liv, m-ssage this for me, will you?
liv: (laughing) okay, okay, i’ll m-ssage it. here, let me stretch it for you, too. easy now, we’ll get rid of that old bendinitis. we’ll send it back where it came from. it won’t be coming back!
ben: whoah! maybe you’re right. a good stretch should do it. (he leans into a ben ball) that’s the ticket. that’s better.
liv: i know. bendinitis hurts! but, we can always make up for it. just remember, bendinitis hurts, so stretch it out first. (she laughs)
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