Bendis board


a message board of tightly-knit, extremely geeky “fans”/whiny b-tches who fawn over brian bendis, support each others complaints about their pathetic lives, and burn those who don’t agree with them. often drool over bendis’ tweets and -n-lyze their hidden meaning in embarr-ssingly long threads.
typical bendis board topic:
bendis: so i was buying my tenth iphone 3gs cuz i’m awesome and saw some -sshole saying something -ssholish about the board on urb dic…

pat loika: -sshole! you are correct master!

fake pat: i hope that m-f- dies good for you if you tracked him down and killed his -ss. idiot.

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