bendoretti
the distressed human pose mimicking a motorcycle bending over and forward with arms held straight in air behind ones self like handle bars . the rider of the bendoretti grasps its arms/handle bars from behind as if riding a motorcycle.
” bendoretti !” said person bends over and gets ready , rider -ssumes position… driver kick starts the bendoretti using shin diggers, bendoretti is expected to ” vroom”. if bendoretti runs out of gas , add fuel in whichever way suits, if bendoretti sputters, or stalls, check it’s gears in prescribed method. this pose is for entertainment only , such as losing a bet and should not be used as punishment.
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