Benedict Cumberbatch
benedict timothy carlton c-mberbatch (occasionally referred to as ben, benny, benny c, etc.) is a beautiful man who may not even be a man. his eyes are impossible to describe and his hair is constantly changing due to his many, many roles in the constant stream of films he’s been in. the most popular of these are the hobbit, sherlock, the imitation game, the fifth estate, star trek into darkness, parade’s end, war horse, and many, many more. he’s won 17 awards and has been nominated for 29, proving that he is actually the greatest man there ever existed.
though some would view him as nothing more than a terrifying looking alien creature thing, others would object. strongly. don’t ever say anything bad about him in the presence of a c-mberb-tch or c-mbercookie (a c-mberbatch fan) as this may cause death.
c-mberb-tch: benedict c-mberbatch is so freaking beautiful i love him so much omg look at his c-mberbooty and did you see him at the oscars when he did the c-mberbomb ?????!
an incredibly talented english actor of tv, film and theatre, known particularly for playing stephen hawking in ‘hawking’, paul marshall in ‘atonement’ and sherlock holmes in the bbc series ‘sherlock’. in addition to being spectacularly talented, he also has a gorgeous voice ‘like a jaguar hiding in a cello’, says adorable things like ‘oh crumpets!’ when he wins awards, and is absolutely beautiful, ridiculously s-xy and a genuinely lovely man.
i love benedict c-mberbatch, he’s so talented and i can’t take my eyes off his beautiful face.
benedict timothy carlton c-mberbatch is known for his alien beauty and gorgeous cheekbones. he is a marvelous, beautiful actor, mostly known for his role as ‘sherlock holmes’ in bbc’s sherlock.
benedict c-mberbatch also stars in movies such as the fifth estate, star trek into darkness, august:osage county, the imitation game, the hobbit: the desolation of smaug and third star. just to name a few.
his astounding, breath taking, spectacular, stunning face, body and personality has raised the expectation of men in teenage fangirls worldwide.
his fanbase is known as c-mberb-tches.
person 1:
have you seen sherlock?
person 2:
the one with benedict c-mberbatch?
person 1:
yeah, that one.
person 2:
i love it!
possibly the most attractive man currently alive on this planet. benedict, (often referred to be fangirls as ben, benny, benny-boo, or bene-d-ck), is most commonly known for playing the role of sherlock holmes in the bbc television show, sherlock. he has also starred in star trek into darkness, war horse, the fifth estate, and hawking. he has a large fanbase across the world, known as either, the c-mbercollective, the c-mbercookies, or more commonly, the c-mberb-tches. be careful when meeting benedict, as where he goes, the fangirls always follow.
person: so i was watching that show on bbc one last night, you know, sherlock?
c-mberb-tch: s..s..sherlock? sherlock?? sherlock???!!??? with benedict c-mberbatch?? -proceeds to flail about aimlessly on the floor-
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