benefit fraud
benefit fraud is when someone lies to get benefit. this includes people who are:
– not reporting they are living together as man and wife
– not reporting income or capital
– not reporting when they are living abroad
– providing a false address
– not reporting other benefits or sources of income
tax collecter – its £50 if you have income and £20 if your unemployed? are you employed?
guy – errr… no and i’m not commiting benefit fraud either.
what n-gg-rs do when they need to purchase objects.
n-gg-r: i be needsin me some shoes, n-gg-.
n-gg-r 2: do some benefit fraud.
n-gg-r 1: f-ck yeah, b–tch!
-they come peeling out of foot locker 20 minutes later in their government issued ferrari enzo with 40 pairs of air jordans-
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