benefitisis
an obsessive-compulsive type condition with the same symptoms as hypochondria expect purely for the reasons of wanting to claim benefits rather than contributing to society
“jamies mum’s been unemployed for two years and now she’s had leukaemia, auto-immune disorder and lyme disease in the sp-ce of a month, he’s totally freaked out”
“don’t worry she’s just got benefitisis”
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