benerism

word invented by me and a few friends for when you freak out, hit things, hit people etc, for the slightest thing that makes you mad.
the actual person who does this is a boy in my year called ben mcghee(haha).
kinda fat, bad tempered, ginger hair(we think it’s a cat)
person: -writes ‘ben’ on a blackboard-
ben: -freaks- argg! waddles to board, frantically scrubs it, then chases the person round the room, hitting and shouting insults at them.
taken from a teenage redhead with anger management problems named ben. a benerism is to lose your temper with someone for something very small, usually in a violent way that involves h-tting or kicking a person or takng your rage out on an inanimate object. whilst taking a benerism the person usually mutters incoherently.
“we wrote your name on a piece of paper and stuck it on the wall. look!”
at this point the person would first punch the offending person, then rip the piece of paper off the wall, all the while muttering under his breath.
bl–dy h-ll. benerisms. i have a lot of experience in that area. i seem to be one of the lucky lucky few that have been benerised. ever had the experience of writing a three letter word, then being chased around a room about 200 times by a big hairy red thing (a haggis?) wielding a roll of blue paper. that paper hurts. a lot. well, if you have you have been audience to a benerism!
me: i dont like the colour orange
ben: grarghargabahrad!!!!
-chase ensues in which i sustain many flesh wounds-
me: ok ben calm yourself,..
ben: mooohasa!!!!